The afternoon had been fun and lovely and shiny, apart from the whole Elrond/Mitzi thing. That had been a right bastard, that had been. Poor poor Thor, it really hit him hard.
But the rest of the afternoon...oh my. Brian was a happy little drag queen. He was in love, love so deep and meaningful and blessed that it made the love of any ordinary Mary Sue look like something written by a eleven year old virgin who's parents hadn't explained the concept of the birds and the bees yet.
He wandered, in a daze, into the Great Hall, looking all glowy and shiny even though he wasn't all sequinned up. Taking his place at the Flammasari table he wondered if there was any food. But, being Suewarts, and with those magic plates that filled up with what anyone wanted (the Dibdabs found it too hard to cater for everyone as so many of the Sues were on diets to keep their mouth-watering figures trim and sexy) Brian found to his delight that his plate was full of nummy Chinese food and so he dug in, waiting for his True Love to appear from wherever he had got to.
He was so happy, he even smiled politely at Mary-Kate and Ashley Malfoy
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